Meet Randy “Cigar Swagger, Putter Dagger” Armstrong: The Smokin’ Greens Guru

Age: Like a well-aged cigar, only getting better with every round played and every puff taken.

Handicap: Unknown, as opponents are often too distracted by the smoke rings and putts sinking into the hole.

Fashion Sense: Classic golf attire with a touch of old-school cool – think argyle vests, plaid pants, and a collection of hats that only the most seasoned golfers can pull off.

Signature Move: The “Putter Dagger” – a putting technique so precise, opponents swear the putter has a mind of its own. Rumor has it, it’s the result of Randy’s secret putting lessons with Yoda.

Pre-Game Ritual: Lighting a cigar before the first tee, and making sure it’s still smokin’ by the final hole. Because nothing says “I’m here to conquer the greens” like a well-timed puff of victory.

Golf Bag Essentials: Clubs, balls, tees, and a humidor stocked with the finest cigars known to golf-kind. Randy firmly believes in celebrating each successful putt with a cloud of aromatic victory.

Favorite Golf Course Snack: A classic combination of nuts and dried fruit, but only to keep his strength up for the mighty swings and putting duels that lie ahead.

Swing Style: Smooth and deliberate, like a seasoned jazz musician hitting the perfect note. Randy’s swing is a symphony of precision that lulls opponents into a false sense of calm before the storm of putter prowess begins.

Claim to Fame: Once sunk a putt from the rough that left onlookers questioning the laws of physics. And yes, he was puffing a cigar throughout the entire shot.

Golf Philosophy: “Golf is like a fine cigar – you have to savor every moment, take your time, and relish the victory. Now, who’s up for a friendly putting duel?”

Trademark Quote: “They say smoking is bad for your health, but have they ever tried sinking a 30-footer with a cigar in their mouth?”

Randy “Cigar Swagger, Putter Dagger” Armstrong is not just a golfer; he’s a connoisseur of style, a maestro on the greens, and the man who brings a touch of smoky sophistication to every round. With a putter that’s as deadly as his choice of cigars is refined, Randy turns each golf outing into a performance of skill, style, and a cloud of celebratory cigar smoke. So, the next time you see him on the course, be prepared for a golf experience that’s both visually and aromatically unforgettable.