Meet Wil “Scratch-and-Watchful” Simonton: The Senior Swagger on the Greens

Age: Old enough to have outlived his favorite golf jokes, but young enough to out-swing golfers half his age.

Handicap: A distant memory, as Wil Simonton proudly waves the flag of scratch golfer, reminding everyone that age is just a number.

Fashion Sense: Classic golf attire with a hint of rebelliousness – Wil sports well-worn hats, untucked polos, and a grin that says, “I’ve seen it all and still aced it.”

Signature Move: The “Senior Swagger Swing” – a swing that defies the stereotypes of age, with a power and precision that makes younger golfers wonder if they’ve been living in slow motion.

Pre-Game Ritual: A series of stretches accompanied by groans that could rival an old jazz record. Wil knows he’s not getting any younger, but his swing sure doesn’t show it.

Golf Bag Essentials: Clubs, balls, tees, and a flask that may or may not contain something stronger than sports drinks. It’s the secret sauce behind Wil’s timeless swagger.

Favorite Golf Course Snack: Peanuts – because Wil claims they keep him sharp and ready to outplay anyone who underestimates the senior sensation.

Swing Style: Effortless and refined, like a golfer who’s perfected the art of swing wisdom. Wil’s swing is a lesson in ageless precision and experience.

Claim to Fame: Has a knack for taking money off unsuspecting young golfers with his “How am I doing?” charm. They never see it coming.

Golf Philosophy: “They say golf is a game of a lifetime. Well, I’ve got plenty of lifetime left to show these young bucks how it’s done.”

Trademark Quote: “How am I doing?” – a rhetorical question that doubles as a reminder to everyone that age hasn’t dulled Wil’s sense of humor or his golf prowess.

Wil “Scratch-and-Watchful” Simonton is not just a golfer; he’s a timeless force of swagger on the fairway, turning every round into a showcase of experience and charm. With a swing that defies the limits of age and a penchant for making younger golfers rethink their strategy, Wil brings an edgy and irreverent vibe to the golf course. So, the next time you see him on the links, be prepared for a round that’s not just about golf but about witnessing the ageless mastery of Wil’s golfing artistry.